My life is like a WiFi signal…
Strong outside, weak at home.
I don’t need an alarm clock,
My relatives wake me up with their “Beta, what are you doing now?”
Love is like math…
I don’t understand it, but still I fail in it.
I’m not lazy…
I’m on energy-saving mode.
I wanted to impress people…
But sleep impressed me first.
If laughter is the best medicine,
Then my jokes are a full hospital.
My wallet is like an onion…
Opening it brings tears.
I’m on a seafood diet…
I see food, and I eat it.
